Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Braces

Braces are a terrible thang aren't they? I hate them. Fusing metal to the only exposed bones in our bodies so that they align perfectly straight for perfect chomping on the rotting carcass of a vegetable or animal.
Turns out, getting them off is more painful than getting them on. Now that the metal has sat on the exposed bones is being ripped off manually. Ripped off. Very painful, but very relieving.
The impressions are awful as always, and I only threw up during the third. Not my fault. It was a gag reflex. Still gross though. 
Having my braces off is absolutely amazing, and the retainers are very annoying. My tounge is being cut up from the 1mm plastic covering both sides of my teeth and my lisp is hilarious.
Haha. The lisp. S, F, Ph are almost impossible. Consistency sound more like con-si-in-cy. It's hilarious. 

Now I'm just messing around on here because I'm bored. Maybe this blog will become famous somehow and then I can laugh at all theses "no cares" post. I'm not really writing about anything, and that's probably why nobody reads this. It's so weird that this blog is public, but it actually feel private. Who knows. Maybe people do read this and are rising up against me. That would be funny. A bunch of angry people storming my school demanding more posts. How laughable.

Monday, February 9, 2015

Nobody Seems to Care, and Neither Do I

Hello there. My keyboard seems to be missing, but it still works. This is hilarious. Sorry that I don't keep up this blog anymore, or ever. If you want to keep up with me, just follow me on Wattpad. ARainDragon. Sorry, but I'm not really a blogger, if you can tell. 😄